Smokey discovers BatCat: items received After months of trying to feature items received by working with Recalcitrant Kitty, Karin McLean rehomed BatCat with us, providing him with the opportunity to achieve internet notoriety. Up until today Smokey managed to pretend BatCat didn’t exist in that unique way cats have when their dignity is under threat,
Wanted: new home for recalcitrant cat (aka items received) [Sigh] This is Smokey being HELPFUL this morning, while I was trying to photograph the items received. Methinks she wants to be the centre of attention. This has got to be short & sweet, so here goes nothin’: NOS4R2 by Joe Hill From the publisher: ”A terrifying new
Catch up on Good Friday: items received I am NOT. Amused. I am the most dangerous creature in ANY room. Not some DRAGON. Ah well, begin at the beginning I suppose. For the past couple of weeks my servant has NEGLECTED me while she’s been off at university, attending classes and meetings trying to get
Today’s Lewts: items received Smokey is hiding even though we have lewts to unveil, items received to reveal. It’s got something to do with the heat. Also we attended a book launch in Richmond (blog including video of speeches and a surprising reveal coming soon), leaving Smokey at home without air conditioning as we have evaporative
deth receives fan-mail instead of Smokey Trouble on the home-front. Items received this week include fan-mail for deth, but none for Smokey! Smokey is torn between being on strike and being an attention-whore to shill for fan-mail… I am devastated, DEVASTATED I SAY. Why is it that deth, my former servant, receives fan mail and NOT
Smokey with books received It’s too early in the morning for this shit. The only reason I’m sitting here is because I was tricked. TRICKED I TELL YOU! It’s 4am on Tuesday morning. All humans should be asleep, not wielding cameras WITH FLASH, harassing poor little kitties like me. I allowed the indignity of posing
The struggle for power continues while Smokey snarks at her servant… I’ve been nagging the servant ALL MORNING to get on with it and take my photo, even crawling into her lap voicing pathetic meeps while she’s been absorbed with social media and writing a blog about space marines. SPACE MARINES. When will she learn
Meow. Latest items received. by Smokey Today when the servant finally got around to pulling the items received out to photograph them, I woke from my nap and leapt down from the other servant’s computer chair. It’s been sooo long since I featured in one of these articles, I was determined to make sure she did it
